Friday, February 18, 2011

Top 10 Reasons Vivi Cries


10. "I'm tired and want to be wrapped up and put away now please!"

9. "Why do they keep putting me on my tummy...I HATE tummy time! When are they going to figure this out?"

8. "WWWWHHHHYYYY does it take so long for my bottle to heat up?!"

7. "These same ol' toys again? I just played with these 2 hours ago."

6. "Oh no....I pooped so much it's now coming up my back....Mommy, clean me!"

5. "How long will it take for my parents to figure out that they make overnight diapers?! Geez...it's like they've never done this before!"

4. "MY PACI...WHERE DID IT GO? IT WAS JUST IN MY MOUTH...MY PACI!"

3. "What accent is that, Dad? You sound like a witch? I'm supposed to laugh at that? Scary!"

2. "These darn hands will not stay in my mouth....what is the problem here?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY VIVI CRIES:

1. "Buuuuuurrrrrrrpppppp......Ahh....much better!"

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